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doubledoublebun asked: Not only have I never carved a pumpkin before but I've never had Hallo-fucking-ween before. No one else in Australia has celebrated the American holiday with as much gusto as me! I'm not satisfied with Halloween themed weekends in Oz! I'm having the real thing. And then Thanksgiving bitches. Yes. I will be dressing as an Indian or Pilgrim. Yes, I will eat turkey and tell robo and robomom what I am thankful for. America. AMERICA. OH SAY CAN YOU SEE BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT THATS ALL I KNOW

girl of my dreams right here

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Anonymous asked: So I remember when you blessed us readers with a double chapter that one time. Yeah what's it gonna take for that to happen again because let's just be honest here Tbs is needed for life.

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Anonymous asked: I want you to get really drunk and sing and dance for us.

wait until meg comes we’ll do another livestream where we get shitfaced and say horrible things

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Anonymous asked: omg why porno photos robo *gasps*

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dogofthemilitary asked: Thank you for that gif of the gay porn with the bus.... My shitty Labor Day weekend was just topped off when my iPhone just decided to never power on again... but that gif... that gif made everything okay again. I tried so hard to not laugh and I failed in the best way possible. THANK. YOU.

dog i miss you why don’t we talk anymore so sad youre welcome

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thesaneyandere asked: Hey robo, me again, just poppin in to tell you you're a fuckin god and I appreciate all that you do for us shitty, obsessed fans.

why hello there yan, thank you so much that is very sweet of you 

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Anonymous asked: can you please tell me where i can watch Tokyo ghoul uncensored?

i’ll have my people call your people

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Anonymous asked: Will you be carving cock pumpkins with Meg when she visits?

YES!!! she’s never carved a pumpkin so she is very excited. 

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Anonymous asked: Ahhhh your stories are so great ilysm thank you for writing

thanks for buying i mean reading!

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power-of-love-and-friendship asked: Oh my god I read that response about being picky about your fanfiction and agreed. Then I asked myself why I read it so frequently and it's because I work in a cubicle and reading bl at work would probably be rather obvious and then I realized I either read written or drawn pornography all day. Even low-quality stuff. And I just had a kinda existential moment when I asked what I'm doing with my life oh my god every time I talk to you I realize how pitiful I am how are we soulmates?????

my eyes only seek porn no matter the circumstance, this is true of all our kind. you can say it is the power of love. and. friendship. 

bakaran:

旦那さまといろいろ || Do not remove source

bakaran:

旦那さまといろいろ || Do not remove source

(via robovacation)

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Anonymous asked: Ciel and Sebastian during Halloween carving pumpkins and like Ciel isnt taking it seriously and keeps carving penises and obscenities in his.

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Anonymous asked: Oh no no robo, 90's and 80's bl manga are more original, actual plot real feelings and shit you shouldn't underestimate them, ask me I'm a yaoi manga junkie. Underground Hotel is a bit smutty though comparing to other manga realsed that time but it keeps getting better and better the more you read. The seme goes crazy for the uke who isn't a girly little fuck, trust me you will like it.

nah dude okay ive been reading it for the past hour i love the filthy filth-filth way they talk (i even wrote down a couple notes to steal for my own fics) BUT the art sucks so much ass it contradicts my boner you get me. it’s pretty good im almost finished with it but its just getting into ‘jail-drama’ now and kind of eh but yes but no you see i am very confused and crazy aroused it’s all so emotional.