Anonymous asked: When I get older I will get robovacation tattooed on my left asscheek.
make my dreams come true.
Anonymous asked: So, in TBS, assuming the incident happened at 17, and since Ciel is 21, that would make his scar on his eyelid four and a half or five year old right? So it would be pretty healed, and somewhat faded, right? Or was the injury so deep that it's still prominent? Since it blinded him, it had to be bad, if I assume whatever caused it happened once. And you said the scar runs along his eyelid, so over the top or bottom? Or does it fall across both? Thank you.
his top eyelid was almost cut off i picture it barely hanging on, lots of stitches needed. the scar is lifted and smooth and prominent and horizontal across his entire lid.
Anonymous asked: The Thief is the dangrous uncle you're attracted to him. Even though you know it's so wrong to be.
you uncle fucker.
Anonymous asked: theif sebs attacks ciel and gauges his eye out??
Anonymous asked: how's our thief little chapter? is he to be delivered soon?
the bun is still in the oven my ass, just gotta let it bake for a bit more
Anonymous asked: Thief is like the baby fic that everyone covers with thirty layers of coats and snowpants and bubble wrap and then TBS is like the huge slutty big sister that always wears shorts that barely cover her crotch and tight belly shirts and high heels hahAHAHA I don't even know what I'm saying
Nah the baby is Relapse. Thief is like that distant uncle who builds weird shit and collects knives and you never want to talk to him. You got TBS down perfectly.
vadervengeance asked: How's it feel to be God?
Eh it has its days.
Anonymous asked: Thief Sebastian personality and background?
I gave you his background in the first chap. Personality? I think it’s obvious he’s a fucking psychopath. Germophobe, violent, insane anger issues, neat freak, obsessive, hates everyone, he has quite the mouth on him too always cussin up a storm. Dislikes kids, works at a school so he hates his job. Works out in his free time, works out at home and at school. Hates women. Likes Nothing even though he’d never admit it.
person: do u watch anime
seba-ciel asked: thief ciel is 5'1 and sebas is 6'7? holyshit shho holy s h i holsht I LOVE IT
duuude i know right
thesaneyandere asked: Hey robo, I'm rereading Relapse and I was wondering if you could throw some first person writing tips my way? I want to write first person so badly but I suck and you're a god
giving people tips on writing is just retarded because i fucking suck at it and don’t know what i’m doing half the time. relapse was so easy for me to write because i was just talking to myself the whole time and writing what i was saying. real similar mentality between ciel and i so the words just flowed. i guess just…talk to yourself? i dont know man it depends on who you’re writing about, or if your character is completely different from you. my mind is always rapid-fire self deprecating, negative, obsessive/paranoid thoughts so my Ciel was just easy peasy to write but if i had to write some super bubbly happy motherfucker i would have been stuck for days. try to put yourself into a character first with your similar traits, then just write down your train of thought if you were in that position. also stay away from saying ‘I picked this up, I did this, I did that, I farted.’ Instead say ‘His dick lifted from the dickhole in his jeans, my eyes went wide and I gasped, but not after letting one rip.’ ….uh, if that makes any sense. Don’t use ‘I’s’ too much and describe things around that. alright i gotta go to work now i know this didn’t help but hey even god makes mistakes sometimes.