Anonymous asked: TBS Ciel and Alois going to a haunted house while they stoned as fuck....
"Eheh you’re going to get sooo scared baby." Ciel poked his friend in the ribs, his fingers spider-crawling over the slim torso before his hand was quickly grabbed.
"Tch no I’m not man no no shh SHHH stop touching me AGH! Haha shh stop it!"
Alois and Ciel were both in matching outfits, their long leather boots, ripped black jeans and old hoodies covered in various patches and holes and tears. Their heads were covered as they walked hand-in-hand, the two snickering as they approached the haunted house.
"Look at that skeleton fuck behind the bushes. WE SEE YOU, MAN! EY!"
"Shhh shut up Ciel! He’ll hear you and then we’re toast!"
"Toast? Who the fuck says that. Toast, pft. Toasty. Toaster strudels. French toast. Chestnuts toasting on a toasty fire. Mm, Alois I’m hungry let’s blow this popsicle stand and get some cheese pizza. CHEDDAR. CHEDDAR WIZZEEHHHH-"
"Stop being so loud, fatass! We’ll eat after!" The blond looped their arms together and they walked in side-by-side, their bleary eyes red and lazy and barely able to focus on their dark surrondings.
"Hello and welcome! Two for the haunted house?" A woman dressed as a nurse-corpse smiled wide at the couple, until Ciel started pointing all crazy behind them.
"Hey. Hey NURSE. There’s some fucking GUY out there in the bushes trying to bone people!"
"HAHA NOTHING. He’s not all there in the head, my friend here." Alois kept it cool as he death-gripped Ciel’s arm to shut him up, and he handed the girl their tickets before quickly dashing into the place.
"Oooo, spooky-spooks." Ciel laughed as they walked into the first room, spider webs and fog all around. There was blood all over the walls and a sudden rustling, and the male jumped on purpose just to freak Alois out.
"AGGHH! Ahhhh what the fuck FUCK!"
Ciel burst out laughing and jumped up and down in the success of his master plan, gripping onto the blond’s shoulders and slumping his whole body onto him as he tried to calm himself.
"You stupid fuck-face don’t DO that!" Alois snapped as they continued, his friend hugging him from behind as they stumbled to the next area.
The blond groaned as they walked up to a make-shift cemetery, random bodies littering the floor as Ciel breathed in his ear.
"One of them’ll pop out, baby. Don’t get scaaaared~"
"Pft like I would."
Alois smiled and raised a hand to grasp his friend by the nape of the neck, chuckling when Ciel slightly jumped when a robotic rat skittered across their path.
The blond could feel his friend’s rapid heartbeat as his chest was pressed into his back, so right when one of the corpses burst from their grave he purposely screamed as loud as he could and jerked Ciel’s neck down.
"WAAGHHHH! AHHHH CIEL WATCH OUT ZOMBIESAHHH-"
"AHHH FUCKFUCK AGHHHH WAHHBBLEE WHATTHEFUCK AGHHH AHHHH!"
They both screamed so loud it echoed within the small house, and the two immediately burst out into uncontrollable laughter. They couldn’t even speak because they were too busy giggling like a couple of girls, their half cries of terror half cries of joy growing louder and louder.
"HAHA SO DUMB YOUR FACEHA! HAHAH!" Ciel yanked Alois’ hoodie and they both dropped down onto the floor, rolling back and forth and over one another as they held their stomachs.
"I GOT YOU MAN HAHAH I SO GOT YOU!"
"You didHA! I WAS LIKE WAAHHHH HAHAHA LIKE A PUSSY I’M SUCH A PUSSY LOOK AT ME I’M CIEL PUSSY PHANTOMHIVE WAHH WAHHH SO SCARED OF SPOOKS!"
An employee soon arrived to find the two on top of one another, laughing and playfully slapping each other as their bodies completely ruined the grave site.
"You two AGAIN? This is your sixth time here in a ROW. Get up and leave before security has to escort you out like last time!"
"Woahhh. Woahh man. This guy needs to chill. Chillage, baby. Practice it. Preach it. Live it."
"Haha, fucking guy. Security, OooooOOOOoo!" Alois was on his back as he twidled his fingers in the air, Ciel picking him up from undeneath his arms and lifting him to his feet.
"This place sucks anyway - we are like SOOOO over it." Ciel opened his mouth and made rude sounds as they stumbled out of the house, the employee rolling his eyes at the two.
Thirty minutes later Ciel and Alois were walking with their hands swinging so hard the attachment circled in a complete revolution, both of them blazed out of their minds after hitting their third joint of the night.
"So what do you wanna do now, baby?"
"Hmmm…uhh..OH! Haunted house?"
"HAUNTED HOUSE WOOOO!" They both cheered at the exact same time, shoving one another as they raced to the same attraction they were kicked out of six times that same day.
Anonymous asked: OMGOSH rOBO PLEASE SHARE TWO HOURS 2ND CHAPTER OR I'LL KILL MYSELF
I already posted the first part of the chap if you search Two Hours on my page. The entire thing won’t be posted until TBS is finished on ao3.
Anonymous asked: robo why sebxciel if you love cielxalois?
What no I love sebxciel too. I love them both. That’s the problem with me I love TOO MUCH.
Anonymous asked: Can I just correct you on a piece of French I saw in TBS? You wrote "tres stupide" but it's très stupid. Idk if you meant tres to make like, an English accent, but, yeah
First off all I wrote tres stupid not tres stupide so…re-read that. Secondly I know tres has an accent but I just didn’t care. They’re clearly cracking jokes with a lax vocabulary, both are saying “trez”. So…calm down there sweetheart this isn’t a literary masterpiece.
Anonymous asked: TBS FINAL ARC ALOIS FINALLY GETS AN ACTUAL GOOD BOYFRIEND AND CIEL DEALS WITH HIS FEELINGS FOR HIM THAT WOULD BE LIKE THE BEST HEARTWRENCHING THING EVER
Plot twist the perfect boyfriend IS CIEL
Anonymous asked: I know TBS is like 49% Cielois... but still is SebCiel at the end. Not that I don't like it, but I swear I'd love to read a total Cielois fanfic. I can't believe what I'm going to say ... but for me the best final for TBS would be Ciel and Alois together for the rest of the eternity... (Oh god! please don't hate me hahaha) even though I know that will never happen... ever. That's why I was asking that. Love you robo <3
why would i hate you when i…also…SOMETIMES feel that way -runs away-
Anonymous asked: Who is this shinji guy? I'm pretty sure that's his name. I looked up the anime that he's from (I forget the name) but what is it really about. Is it... Gay? At all? I don't know if I should watch it or not and I've seen you reblog things about him.
so much of this is blasphemous i dont even know where to start
Anonymous asked: that rocky horror reference was beautiful....
no you’re beautiful
Anonymous asked: Hey can I see your yaoi pumpkin you made a while back? (my mobile is slow and im lazy)
2012 Cain pumpkin:
doubledoublebun asked: I feel like, even though Sebastian is "eh" towards Alois, if Seb saw Claude hit Alois or rough him up Sebastian would attack Claude, even if it was just a firm shove. Like his instincts would kick in. Big boy like him has an instinct to attack whenever he sees a small "Ciel-sized" boy being roughed up. Plus he'd do it for Ciel. To get brownie points. He can cash in those points for some dick suckin.
Ciel aint small he’s 5’9 but I know what you mean, like when Alois was on the parking lot and Sebastian shoved that senior citizen HAHAHA I’m going to go read that right now, SENIOR ABUSE SENIOR ABUSE! Anyway, the thing is Sebastian won’t be where the Ciel-Claude scuffle takes place anyway, but yes bun you are right he’d be protective like the big dog godzilla dinosaur he is.
Anonymous asked: Will you post six lips?
I…don’t know if I have this. Probably not.
Anonymous asked: I'd like it more if Claude were attracted alittle bit to Ciel you know like the anime
-dr frank voice- I DIDN’T MAKE HIM FOR YOU!
myuhmyuhkisses asked: Since we know from later chapters that Claude is weirdly obsessed with Sebastian, and it must be why he asked Alois to dye his hair black; Will we get a chap in the future where Ciel proceeds to beat the shit out of Claude for Sebastian's sake?? Would SEBASTIAN join in???? SCANDAL. Also: what specific things does Claude like about Sebastian? And what's the extent of a relationship he's had with him?
Yup Ciel and Claude will meet again. Sebastian will not be joining in. Although he’s warmed up to Alois I don’t think he’d be upset enough to get into a fight, Claude is just a nuisance to him.
Claude is obsessed with Sebastian because he’s the sexiest motherfucker to walk the earth, he’s successful, confident, and well, you know…well-endowed. Sebastian and Claude have never had anything more than an annoying customer-owner relationship/borderline stalking.